Instead of a bucks night, have a whole stag weekend.
I’ve been doing a few of these type of stag weekends lately.
Stretch the big night to a long-weekend of madness and mateship by heading up the coast for a man-cation.
The wheels: Hire a minibus, fit it out with a couple of eskies filled with beer, and play poker to find the loser who has to drive you out of town.
The schedule: Between drinking heavily and waking up hungover, you’ll probably only actually find the time to wedge in one game of golf or a few hours on a fishing charter, though you can do both if you’re happy to vomit on the course and in the boat.
The damage: You can hire a minibus for three days for about $450. It can even double as accommodation.
The highlight: Three days running amok in a town far from home where nobody knows you is an extended highlights reel.
Possible fallout: Local blokes take exception to strangers rolling into town and cracking onto their women. Expect at least one of your crew to get his head punched in.
Bucks party girls, women, strippers etc.
What would a stag weekend be without some female action, and I don’t mean hanging out with the hens party. You can see them anytime, but this may be your only chance to watch your mate be embarrassed by a high class hooker or fatagram.
If you have to invite women, make sure they’re dressed as nuns. They can put on a show once your mate has his Milo and goes to bed.
Enjoy a private stage show by the Pussycat Dolls, before getting a more hands-on show from women you’d expect to see on Fashion TV, this can get expensive though.
It’s always better to have no strippers than cheap strippers. The good thing about the races is there are always plenty of hot-looking fillies.
They’re travelling with you, which can be either be a very good or bad thing.
Unless you have the budget to hire a beer wench three days running, you’ll have to meet your babes on location. Best visit a place with plenty of backpackers, then.
For more ideas, see our previous articles on stag weekend ideas.
